Holden recounts a bizarre and escalating ordeal involving a 20-year-old Jar Jar Binks tongue candy, which he kept preserved, only for it to attract ants that then infested his car. This led to a desperate attempt to save the candy, highlighting the absurd consequences of preserving such an item. The situation is framed as a 'curse' akin to ancient pharaohs, but with ants and candy. Holden concludes that the experience was a gift that kept on giving due to its sheer absurdity.
Impact: Medium. This anecdote serves as a humorous, albeit gross, centerpiece for the episode's opening. It sets a tone of absurdity and personal mishap that characterizes the show's content.
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