The first game, 'Who's Not 58?', challenges guests to identify if celebrities are older than 58. Margaret Cho correctly identifies Julia Roberts as not being 58, earning points. Wendy McLendon-Covey correctly identifies Johnny Depp as not being 58, and later Michelle Obama as not being 58. The game highlights the guests' knowledge of celebrity ages and adds a competitive element.
Gordon Ramsay's Posterior: A Tushy Trivia Twist
The 'As Seen On TV' segment presents celebrity posteriors for guests to identify. Margaret Cho correctly identifies a tushy as belonging to Gordon Ramsay. Wendy McLendon-Covey correctly identifies Jorma Taccone's posterior. The game humorously uses celebrity body parts as a trivia point, leading to laughter and surprise.
Trivia Time: Bobby Lee's Birth Year and Honduran Exports
The trivia game tests the guests' knowledge on various topics. Bobby Lee's birth year is questioned, with Margaret Cho correctly identifying 1971. A subsequent question about Honduras's main export is answered correctly by Margaret Cho, who identifies coffee. These trivia questions serve to test general knowledge and add another layer of competition.
Andrew Santino and Carlos enthusiastically recommend 'The Odyssey,' praising its epic scale and casting, including Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy and Matt Damon. They highlight the film's mythological elements and impressive visual effects, urging Bobby Lee to see it despite its three-and-a-half-hour runtime.
Bobby Lee's Resistance to 'The Odyssey'
Bobby Lee expresses a strong reluctance to see 'The Odyssey,' citing its excessive length and the perceived 'hype' surrounding it. He argues that the film doesn't need his money and that the audience represented by obsessive viewers is not his demographic, preferring to avoid it altogether.
Minions vs. The Odyssey: A Hilarious Verdict
In a surprising turn, Bobby Lee declares 'Minions and Monsters' to be superior to 'The Odyssey,' citing its fun factor and entertainment value. He argues that 'The Odyssey' is too dark and serious for him, while 'Minions' offers pure enjoyment, a sentiment that Andrew Santino finds absurd.
The podcast begins with a humorous account of a strong, unpleasant odor in the studio, which the hosts initially deny or downplay, leading to accusations of gaslighting. The smell is attributed to a broken pipe and described as 'microscopic fecal particles.'
Residuals and Past Embarrassments
The conversation shifts to residuals from old TV shows, with Bobby Lee checking his SAG-AFTRA app and discussing MADtv. This sparks a recollection of embarrassing childhood sleepovers, including drawing penises on faces and being held down, highlighting the difference between childhood pranks and adult sensibilities.
The Art of Comedy and Clown School
Reflecting on a 'Make Me Laugh' show hosted by KSI, the comedians debate what truly constitutes humor and whether they could succeed in a formal clown school. Bobby Lee expresses a willingness to attend clown school in France, seeing it as a unique learning experience.
The discussion begins with a humorous debate about the casting of 'Phantom of the Opera,' specifically questioning the Phantom's race and the nature of musicals versus operas. Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino express their differing opinions on attending such performances, with Fancy clarifying the distinction between musicals and operas.
Survival Skills and Titanic Reenactments
Andrew Santino shares a humorous anecdote about his perceived survival time in the ocean, leading to a discussion about the Titanic and whether Jack and Rose could have both fit on the door. Bobby Lee jokes about reverse-jacking and the possibility of sneaking onto a lifeboat as a minority.
Mitch McConnell's Public Image and Longevity
The conversation shifts to the public perception of Mitch McConnell, with the hosts questioning his appearance and longevity in politics. They joke about his PR team's inability to manage his image and speculate on whether he has always been unattractive, drawing parallels to other aging public figures.
The hosts discuss Lionel Messi's enduring brilliance in soccer at age 40, debating his status as the greatest of all time. They also touch upon the phenomenon of 'WAGs' (Wives and Girlfriends of athletes), commenting on Messi's wife's appearance and the general allure of these figures in sports.
The Shame Game
Bobby Lee argues that shaming athletes for poor performance, particularly in the World Cup, is a necessary consequence that is lost in modern sports culture. He suggests that public humiliation and consequences, like those seen in some international contexts, could motivate better performance. Andrew Santino and Fancy engage with this idea, debating the cultural differences in how failure is perceived and punished.
The 'Island of Beautiful Women' Hypothetical
Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee engage in a hypothetical scenario about being stranded on a key with ten beautiful women, debating who they would choose. Santino initially picks Elle Fanning based on her performance in a show, leading to a discussion about fame versus looks, while Bobby Lee humorously considers other famous women.
The show begins with a challenge where Alex Pall and Drew Taggart of The Chainsmokers must find the correct key to unlock handcuffs they are wearing, setting a tone of playful absurdity for the episode. This initial game immediately establishes the show's commitment to lighthearted, slightly embarrassing challenges for its celebrity guests.
History Trivia: A Comedic Minefield
The 'Where Am I?' trivia segment tests the guests' knowledge of historical events through progressively revealed images. The humor arises from the guests' incorrect guesses and the hosts' playful mockery, demonstrating that the game's educational aspect is secondary to its entertainment value.
Cool Guys Trivia: A Deep Dive into Masculine Icons
The 'Cool Guys' trivia round focuses on actors known for their tough or iconic personas, asking questions about their off-screen activities like helicopter piloting or martial arts competitions. The segment humorously reveals the guests' surprising knowledge of these niche facts, often leading to jokes about their own 'coolness.'
Bobby Lee recounts a recent incident where he accidentally backed his car into Rick Ingram's vehicle at the Comedy Store, then attempted to drive away without reporting it, only to be caught by security cameras and later confronted by the manager. This comedic confession sets the stage for a series of calls to the involved parties.
Rick Ingram Downplays Damage, Andrew Santino Pushes for New Car
Rick Ingram, the victim of Bobby Lee's car crash, reveals that the damage to his 2013 Toyota Camry was minimal and had even been buffed out by security guards. Despite Rick's nonchalance, Andrew Santino comically insists that Bobby should buy Rick a brand new car, escalating the situation for comedic effect. This segment showcases the hosts' dynamic as they playfully pressure Bobby into a grand gesture.
Bobby Lee's Hunt for the Comedy Store 'Snitch'
Bobby Lee calls Joe, the Comedy Store manager, to demand the identity of the person who 'ratted him out' for the hit-and-run. Bobby emphasizes a comedic code of silence, while Joe navigates the awkward request, confirming multiple witnesses but refusing to name the specific informant. This segment underscores Bobby's comedic paranoia and the informal rules of the comedy circuit.
Bobby Lee recounts a chaotic travel experience where his flight to Utah was delayed due to an 'air bubble' in the engine, leading to the plane's evacuation and his subsequent decision to go home, much to Andrew Santino's chagrin. Andrew argues Bobby should have waited, highlighting Bobby's tendency to seek an 'out' when faced with inconvenience.
Carlos's Role in the Flight Debacle
Bobby Lee describes his extensive phone calls with Carlos regarding the flight delay, ultimately receiving advice to 'just go home' and a reassurance that Andrew could handle the podcast alone. This conversation is presented as evidence of Carlos's complicity in Bobby's decision to bail.
Buffet Infinity: A Commercials-Only Film
Andrew Santino highly recommends 'Buffet Infinity,' a Canadian film composed entirely of commercials from a small town. Initially seeming mundane, the commercials become increasingly nefarious, offering a disturbing yet brilliant cinematic experience that challenges how viewers perceive advertising.
Bobby Lee recounts an urgent need to use the restroom shortly after eating at a Korean barbecue restaurant, comparing the experience to Niagara Falls and Pompeii. He also shares an anecdote about his friend Andrea Jin experiencing a similar situation, highlighting the importance of timely restroom breaks.
The Wabi-Sabi Coyote
Bobby Lee describes seeing a coyote with a tumor on its face, which was later seen with a white bird perched on its head. He questions whether this is a simulation or 'life magic,' while Andrew Santino explains it as a potential symbiotic relationship where the bird eats parasites.
Andrew Santino on 'The Social Network'
Andrew Santino expresses his admiration for 'The Social Network,' praising its tight script and direction by Aaron Sorkin and David Fincher. He recalls an audition experience with Sorkin, highlighting the writer's strict adherence to dialogue, which made him nervous.
Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino discuss the movie 'Obsession,' with both expressing disappointment. They critique its premise, lack of compelling twists, and question the justification for the characters' actions, suggesting alternative phrasing for key plot points.
The 'Ism' Game
Bobby Lee proposes a game where he pays his friend McCone $5 for every 'ism' or specific phrase he uses, aiming to track and penalize his own verbal habits. This leads to a humorous negotiation about the rules and what constitutes an 'ism' worth paying for.
Birthday Party Anecdotes
Guests Jules and Isa recount their experience at McCone's birthday party, describing a somber gathering where they felt compelled to change the atmosphere by moving outside. They also comment on the perceived 'weirdness' of McCone's friends.
The podcast begins with a heartfelt tribute to their friend Oliver Tree, who recently passed away. The hosts express their deep sadness and love for him, acknowledging his significant presence in their lives and stating he will forever be a 'bad friend.'
Birthday Wishes and Generosity
Andrew Santino's birthday is celebrated with playful banter and a demonstration of Bobby Lee's generosity. Bobby initially teases Andrew about not caring for his birthday but then offers him a significant amount of money, doubling Andrew's own gift, to help with rent and celebrate.
The Simulation Hypothesis
Eric Andre shares experiences that lead him to believe we might be living in a simulation. He recounts two instances: one where he encountered the same couple in different cities within a short period, and another where he witnessed people dancing in a car with no music playing, suggesting programmed or synchronized behavior.
The first game, 'Good Head,' required contestants Bert Kreischer and Eric Andre to identify six famous bald heads from photos. Despite the seemingly simple nature of the game, neither contestant scored any points, highlighting a humorous disconnect between their knowledge and the visual cues provided.
Quote Identification: Adam Levine or Jack Sparrow?
The second game, 'Lavine or Sparrow,' presented quotes, and contestants had to determine if they were from Adam Levine's DMs or Jack Sparrow. Both Bert and Eric struggled initially, with Eric Andre eventually gaining the lead by correctly identifying several quotes, showcasing a surprising grasp of celebrity and fictional character speech patterns.
Ted Bundy Trivia and Bobby's Relationship Inquiry
The 'Cheat Day' game featured a question about Ted Bundy's last meal, which Eric Andre correctly answered, solidifying his lead. This was followed by Bobby Lee's intense questioning of Bert Kreischer about his new girlfriend, creating a tense, personal dynamic that felt out of place for a game show but added to the show's chaotic charm.
Bobby Lee recently got glasses for the first time and was astonished by how much his vision improved, allowing him to see details like roller coasters and trees that were previously just blurs. This newfound clarity has made him feel more empowered and aware of his surroundings.
Late Night's Fading Relevance
Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee discuss the declining relevance of traditional late-night talk shows, suggesting that younger audiences prefer short-form content like TikTok clips over full episodes. They note that even dedicated fans like Bill Maher are now consuming content through podcasts or clips rather than live broadcasts.
Bobby's Vision Woes
Bobby Lee describes the disorienting experience of taking off his glasses, where everything becomes a blur, and questions whether his vision will return to its previous state. He humorously contrasts this with the idea of seeing the world as it truly is, implying his previous perception might have been flawed.
After a successful performance in Toronto, Carlos declared, 'I feel like Robin Williams,' a statement Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino found absurd and egotistical, using it as a prime example of his perceived overconfidence.
Backstage Boundary Breach
Carlos allowed the two unknown individuals into Bobby's green room and backstage area without clearance, a breach of protocol that Bobby views as a serious lapse in security and tour management.
Carlos's Defense and Apology
Carlos attempts to defend his actions by claiming he was trying to be cordial and that Bobby was being 'manic,' while Bobby perceives a lack of sincere apology and a pattern of gaslighting, likening their dynamic to an abusive relationship.
Bobby Lee recounts his eye exam experience, discovering he needs prescription glasses for distance vision. He plans to get custom lenses for his existing frames, expressing excitement about seeing in 'high definition' for the first time. This leads to a humorous discussion about the invention of glasses and his personal style.
Dental Dilemmas & Hygiene Habits
The hosts delve into their dental hygiene, admitting to inconsistent flossing habits. Bobby Lee's dentist warned him about potential tooth loss by age 60, while Andrew Santino claims to floss daily. They discuss the cultural stereotype of Koreans having strong teeth, which Bobby Lee humorously claims to be an exception to.
The 'Hantavirus' Scare
A discussion erupts about a virus, possibly Hantavirus, with a high mortality rate and long incubation period. They explain potential transmission routes from rats and human-to-human contact, particularly on cruise ships. The conversation touches on the fear of unknown illnesses and the role of personal behavior in preventing spread.
The Netflix comedy festival event involved a chaotic photo opportunity where comedians, eager for attention, jostled for position, with some like Tom Segura strategically blocking other faces, while others, like Andrew Santino, felt anxious and out of place.
The Elusive Dave Chappelle Afterparty
After their own show, Bobby Lee received an invite to a Dave Chappelle afterparty, but initially ended up at a decoy event for agents before successfully navigating to the real party, which featured an impromptu performance by Kanye West.
Guest Interactions and Inside Jokes
The hosts and guests engage in playful banter, discussing personal interactions with other comedians and celebrities, including a humorous anecdote about Bobby Lee's mother flirting backstage and a debate about whether Bobby would push someone onto the stage.
Andrew Santino orchestrated a prank on his friend Carlos during a flight by having him pretend to have a connection to get off the plane faster, which led to Carlos being called out by the flight attendants. Santino also recounted how he inadvertently made his opener, Cat, cry during dinner by bringing up sensitive topics, though he later apologized.
Food Ethics: Lamb Neck and Beyond
Jake Shane expresses his aversion to eating lamb neck after realizing lambs are baby sheep, extending this to a general reluctance to eat 'baby' animals like veal. This leads to a discussion about duck and other meats, with Shane stating a preference for leaner, less gamey options, while Bobby Lee recalls eating wild boar sausage.
Crowd Surfing Safety
When crowd surfing, it's advisable to have larger individuals in the front row to act as a soft landing, rather than relying on skinny people who might not provide adequate support. This ensures a safer experience for the performer.
Andrew Santino humorously recounts his recent colonoscopy, joking about finding a fingernail and 'a little bit of AIDS' in his system, emphasizing the procedure's success with 'zero polyps.' He uses this personal medical experience as a comedic bit, contrasting it with the general chaos of festivals.
Lee's Coachella Observations
Bobby Lee also attended Coachella with Carlos Herrera, receiving artist passes. He observed the 'Manson girls' in the VIP area and noted the presence of wealthy investors. Lee found the experience generally unenjoyable, particularly the loud EDM music near the 'Nou' restaurant, which he described as eating sushi in an earthquake.
Coachella Encounters
Bobby Lee recounts running into Josh Adam Myers at Coachella, who he felt might have intentionally ignored him. He also mentions seeing Megan Stalter and an unidentified performer. The discussion touches on the possibility of a comedy tent at festivals.
Bobby Lee is attempting to curate a list of essential Western films for his Filipino housemates, who have limited exposure to them. He's concerned about their preference for fast-paced action over slow-burn narratives, which influences his selection process. The challenge lies in finding movies that are both engaging and culturally accessible to them. Bobby Lee is trying to expose them to classics like 'Exorcist' and 'Mad Max Fury Road', but notes their potential aversion to slower pacing, making films like 'The Godfather' a risky choice. He aims for 'evergreen' movies that have broad appeal and timeless quality. Bobby Lee is trying to find movies that will resonate with his Filipino housemates.
Andrew Santino's Movie List & Debate
Andrew Santino contributes his own movie recommendations, including Wes Anderson films like 'Rushmore' and 'Bottle Rocket', and action classics like 'Speed' and 'Die Hard'. He expresses a preference for 'Bottle Rocket' as a top Wes Anderson film. Santino also engages in a debate about whether sequels can surpass originals, mentioning 'Terminator 2' and 'The Godfather Part II'. He highlights the emotional impact of Bruce Willis's declining health on appreciating his past work, particularly in films like 'Die Hard'. Andrew Santino is curating a list of films that balance artistic merit with potential audience appeal, while also acknowledging the legacy of actors.
The Lord Farquaad Icebreaker
McCone attempts to approach a woman at a bar by using 'Lord Farquaad' from Shrek as an icebreaker, asking if she's seen the movie. Initially, the woman seems receptive and laughs, but her expression quickly changes to confusion or rejection. McCone then makes a 'black power' gesture, which is met with further awkwardness. The interaction highlights the risks of using niche or potentially misunderstood pop culture references in social settings. McCone's attempt to connect through a movie reference ultimately falters, leading to an awkward social encounter.
The hosts, Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino, are promoting their upcoming appearance at the Netflix is a Joke Festival at the YouTube Theater on May 8th. They express concern over low ticket sales, revealing that the event is currently under 40% capacity, and compare their billing unfavorably to other comedians on the lineup. They vow to 'pump it up' to increase sales.
Andrew Santino's Resentment and 'Family Squabble'
Andrew Santino expresses resentment stemming from a perceived lack of inclusion and Bobby Lee's actions, framing the situation as a 'family squabble.' He feels he receives the 'double' aggression from the team because they are 'petrified' of Bobby, the 'alpha.' Bobby apologizes for his actions and states he will no longer go out of his way for the team, leading to a mutual sense of relief.
Movie Musings: Fletch vs. Project Hail Mary
Andrew Santino found Chevy Chase's performance in 'Fletch' to be fantastic despite the movie's flaws, while Bobby Lee passionately defended 'Project Hail Mary' as a perfect film with heart and humor, though Santino suggested it might be too childlike for adults. This highlights their differing tastes and how personal connection influences movie appreciation.
Comedians Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino express frustration with stagehands who intentionally set microphone stands too low, aiming for a cheap laugh at the performer's expense. Santino notes he does the opposite for shorter comedians like Brad Williams, raising the mic stand high.
The Inquisitive Car Experience
Bobby Lee describes an uncomfortable Uber ride with a chatty driver who was a fan but also overly inquisitive, leading to an awkward conversation about Pakistan and religion. Lee felt pressured to engage with topics he wasn't comfortable with.
The 'Good Boy' and Vaping Confession
Andrew Santino confronts Bobby Lee about vaping weed, which Lee initially downplayed. Santino points out Lee's hypocrisy, as Lee himself had previously stated vaping was worse than smoking joints, revealing a lapse in honesty and a struggle with substance use.
Brad Williams recounts his recent comedy set in Lincoln, California, detailing how he felt he had a great set with two significant laughs, despite initially downplaying it. He also mentions being heavily intoxicated from just one drink, which he attributes to Bobby Lee pouring him a full glass of whiskey.
Andrew Santino's Doomsday Prepping
Andrew Santino expresses a fear of the world ending, leading him to stock up on 5,000 bottles of Smartwater and plan to convert his backyard turf into a garden with 'American soil' and 'American seeds.' He intends to grow vegetables and fruits, including chickpeas, and jokes about not growing 'hummus' or 'hot dogs.' This stems from a general anxiety about global events and resource depletion.
The Longevity of Greenland Sharks and Glass Sponges
The discussion shifts to the incredible lifespans of Greenland sharks (over 400 years) and glass sponges (up to 15,000 years). The hosts marvel at these creatures' existence, contrasting their long, instinct-driven lives with human anxieties and historical events. They note that Greenland sharks have parasites on their eyeballs, impairing their vision, and that they are scavengers with a broad diet, including reindeer.
Andrew Santino recounts an awkward encounter with Bobby Lee at the Comedy Store after his set, where Lee gave him a slow clap, which Santino interpreted as condescending. This led to a brief, tense exchange in the parking lot about their 'business partnership' and friendship.
Lee's Smoking Cessation Journey
Bobby Lee announces he has quit smoking, marking it as day two. He shares his motivation, which stemmed from seeing dried phlegm in his sink, connecting it to his dog Remy's death and a general contemplation of mortality. He admits to experiencing anxiety but is committed to quitting.
Wedding Performance Request
Andrew Santino reveals receiving an unusual request for him and Bobby Lee to perform at a wedding, which he immediately rejected. The absurdity of the request, especially if it were for the royal family, sparks a humorous discussion about the boundaries of comedic performance and personal events.
The episode begins with a birthday celebration for Fancy. The hosts and guests acknowledge Fancy's birthday, and Rudy and Issa present a song they wrote and rehearsed for him. They also gift him a toy Cybertruck, which Bobby humorously notes cost $4.95.
Bobby's Dog Remy's Passing
Bobby Lee discusses the profound sadness and difficulty of his dog Remy's death, detailing the cremation process and the emotional void left behind. He reflects on the deep bond formed with pets, likening it to family, and expresses his grief over the loss.
Taco Bell's Culinary Identity
Fancy questions Taco Bell's Spanish origins, leading to a discussion about the meaning of 'chalupa' and the brand's identity. Bobby Lee defends Taco Bell, while Fancy remains skeptical, ultimately finding the chicken bacon chalupa to be good, though not authentically Spanish.
